Not only is it unhelpful, it's actually quite terrifying. Please, everyone, stop doing this. If you buy a sick person this card, we promise they will a) laugh, and b) feel relieved that you understand.

Features:

• Single card with blank interior. Paired with kraft envelope.
• A2 (4.25" x 5.5").
• Offset printed in California with eco-friendly vegetable inks on heavyweight matte stock.